"A classic masterpiece of screwball comedy..."

I finally got a tattoo on Friday. I'd been considering it for ages but I could never settle on a design. I didn't want anything too cheesy, like a panther or a snake, and I didn't want any pretentious symbols or Japanese Kenji writing. I finally came up with something on Wednesday - I decided to have a lifesize portrait of my face tattooed on my face. I'm pretty sure that's never been done before. Plus to the untrained eye it looks just like my actual face, so I won't get into trouble for it at work.