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So I was in town yesterday buying art supplies, and when I was done I decided to go and get a coffee. I went into the nearest Starbucks. The staff in there all know me as I go in there quite often, so when I went in one guy asked me if I wanted the usual. I told him I wanted to try something new, and asked him to surprise me. He reached into his mouth, pulled his own spine out through his throat, and started beating me round the neck and face with it. After five minutes he stopped and told me it would be £5. I won't be going back there in a hurry- not at those prices anyway.